These pages are here because I got bored one day. If you are wondering about the nickname, it stems from an unfortunate remark I made one day about having kippers for breakfast (Red Dwarf fans will recognise the significance of that - to learn more about the origins of "Ace" Rimmer, click here ). The author takes no responsibility for anything whatsoever. I don't know how this site will develop in future but any suggestions would be welcome (keep it clean). Before you proceed further, I would like to draw your attention to the following Space Corps directives for no particular reason:

Rimmer Directive ??? - Never tangle with anything that's got more teeth than the entire Osmond family.

Space Corps Directive 592 - In an emergency situation involving two officers of equal rank, superiority will be granted to whoever can program a VCR.